Miscommunication leads to dog being fed twice

Ithaca, NY - Sources confirmed this week, that, through a combination of deceit, lies of omission, and sad, innocent puppy eyes, local dog Bosco had managed to extort a second meal out of his clueless owner, Paul Munn, whom Bosco thinks of simply as “food guy”.

At press time, Bosco patiently endured the nightly humiliation of having to sit and wait until he was told to eat, all the time thinking that there was no way his distant wolf ancestors would’ve put up with this shit.