Washington, DC - Local wife, Paula Cee, having received an invite to the unveiling of the portraits of President Barack Obama and former first lady Michelle Obama, opted not to bring along her plus one, Paul Munn.
Numerous celebrities and political figures were in attendance, including Bruce Springsteen, Gayle King, Tom Hanks, Joe Biden, Carol Pounder, and one of Munn’s personal hero’s, Steven Spielberg, none of whom Munn was afforded the opportunity of posing with for a selfie, least of all because he wasn’t there.
A sumptuous range of dishes, comprised of favorite recipes of former presidents and first ladies, was served to all those present, which of course didn’t include Munn, who instead had to be content with a packet of Ronald Reagan jelly beans that Cee brought back with her. I shit you not... Ronald Reagan jelly beans.
Cee later told reporters that she’d offered Munn some weak excuse, not wanting to admit to him that she was basically embarrassed by his insistence on telling jokes that were never funny and his weird propensity for wearing plaid shirts with striped sweaters.
At press time, Munn could be found sulking in a corner, eating his jelly beans. “Next time I get an invite to an event held in honor of a former president, I’m leaving her at home with the dog,” Munn declared. “Unless it’s for Donald Trump - I’m totally dragging her to that.”
