Ithaca, NY – Local pedestrian, Paul Munn, staunchly refused to quicken his pace to avoid getting soaked to the skin after being caught in a sudden rain storm, as if that somehow proved something.
Fixing his visage in a resolute grimace, he continued to walk at his normal pace while lesser men hurried for nearby cover to wait out the brief squall.
At press time, Munn confirmed that, yes, he did have an umbrella, but to unfurl it and hold it above his head would be viewed by other alpha males in the vicinity as a sign of weakness which would ultimately result in them fighting over who got to keep his ears as a trophy.
