Syracuse, NY - Local moron, Paul Munn, put the final nail in any chance he ever had of being cool by pronouncing the name of progressive house music producer and performer, Deadmau5, as "Dead mau five."
Long suffering friend, James Abbott, gently corrected the error while simultaneously he mentally crossed Munn off of any further invites to social engagements or occasions where Munn might have the slightest chance of meeting one of Abbott's associates.
Long suffering friend, James Abbott, gently corrected the error while simultaneously he mentally crossed Munn off of any further invites to social engagements or occasions where Munn might have the slightest chance of meeting one of Abbott's associates.
Abbott, whose coolness is beyond question by virtue of his working as a sound engineer while also having a goatee, was quoted as saying, "I could see he knew he'd made a mistake as soon as he opened his mouth, and I felt really bad for the poor guy, but the damage was already done. Seriously, what an idiot..."
At press time, news of the transgression had reached Joel Thomas Zimmerman, originator of the infamous stage name and creator of the iconic mouse head. Zimmerman sighed resignedly, but opted not to comment.
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