Wednesday, December 9, 2015

Area wife declares husband inadequate in every way


Ithaca, NY - Rather than running through a comprehensive list, area woman Paula Cee simply declared that husband, Paul Munn, failed to meet her expectations in every category she could think of.

Close female friends of Cee’s were in agreement that, while Munn was generally a nice guy, he really wasn’t anything to write home about, and came up short on just about all of the qualities you’d look for in a real man. Adding insult to injury, sources went on to say that Munn definitely wasn’t lacking in the lazy sloth department and was very capable of being a complete arse when he put his mind to it.

When reached for comment, Munn rolled his eyes and wisely decided not to say any more on this topic than he already had, concluding that it was very likely that he’d already said too much.

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